Among my memories of all the films that I've ever watched is "Narnia", which I think really sucks. I finished watching it just now. It's because it's really rubbish that I can't help but to leave a passage here, despite the late time. So may I tell you my feelings after watching it. Within fifteen minutes the film gave me an impression that it's trying to mock the scenes in Lord of The Rings. The Santa Claus(?) gave each one of the four fags some presents, some lotion that can heal whatever injuries, arrows that aim by themselves, some swords, to name but a few. No sooner had I seen this scene, than I grunted inside,"Isn't it what the characters in Lord of the Rings equiped? The protagonists are an archer, a knight, ..... Damn hell~ I don't mind you mock or imitate, if only the directors could find people that are more dashing! They looked dumb as a piece of shit! you know what I mean, it's not the appearance that matters, but the feeling, the impression that they give when they walk in front of the camera. I guess that's what we call as "氣質". Unfortunately they gave me nothing, and I had to keep forcing myself to remember these four people are the main characters. And what's more is, that they're designed to be weak and crap~ Hell~ I don't wanna see the main characters being a coward! Worse still, when it comes to the battle, anyone who knows about war affairs will find what happened in the film both absurd and ridiculous. Guess what! the Lord of the Good(I wonder how to describe) side stand in the front! He's either a nut or he wanna die as soon as possible. He's supposed to be the spirit of the whole army. Once he dies everything is finished. He shouldn't have done that unless he's extremely confident about his own power, that there's no way to get beaten. But he's not, at least what he showed me on the screen is not. On this, the white witch did the right thing, she stayed in the middle and took a top view of the frontline, so that she would be clear about what the hell was happening out there. The Fighting scene aside, the relationship between the Peter and the man-horse standing beside him in the middle of the war was confusing. They talked in a way they seems to be old pals all along while in fact they knew each other not very long ago. The affection shown in their eyes were unsuitable, which suffocated me. That was great "Acting". And the arrows and the lotion. Really unacceptable. The elder sister, the archer, only used her SUPER arrow to kill the servant of the witch! There's no use of the arrows except that. Haha, that's funny.... So what bout the lotion. It's nothing better, it's used once to heal the younger brother and that's it. Wonderful. The most useful weapons were almost unused. Overall, this film, "Narnia", gave me an impression that it is the naive version of Lord of the Rings. It's something that you won't squint at it again even it's going to cost your life.
Well of course, there's positive comments bout this film, yet no much, that is the special effects. They are the only thing worths appreciation throughout the film as they nearly confuse my eye from the real objects!
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