Jokes

1

When I was paying my bill at the doctor's office, I noticed blood trickling down my leg. The bandage they had put on me after a procedure had come loose.
"I'm bleeding all over your floor," I said to the receptoinist.
She looked up immediately, alarmed. "Thanks for telling me. I'll call housekeeping."

2

Exhausted after driving all night, a man decided to pull over to get some sleep. He had just settled back to snooze when there was a knock on the window.

He opened his eyes to a jogger, who asked, "Excuse me, but do you have the time?"
"It's 8:10"
"Thanks," he replied, running off. The man had just dozed off again when there was another knock.
"What time is it?" asked a hiker.
"8:25." Fed up, the man put a sign in his window that read "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TIME IS !!!"
Knock, knock! He was suddenly awakened again.
Scowling, the man rolled down the window.
"What?" he yelled at the boy standing there.
"It's 8:45."